I am the gatekeeper and I will help you find
The way to live your life with perfect peace of mind
Just do the things I say, do them the best you know
Just do the things I say, because I tell you so.
Oh, no, it's unconventional war!
Oh, no, it's so unconventional!
I am the gatekeeper, I'm here to let you know
Which things you get to do, which places you can go
You can decide whichever way you want to choose
To do the things I have in mind for you to do.
Oh, no, it's unconventional war!
Oh, no, it's so unconventional!
"Things will be different when ________"
"Things will be different when ________"
"Things will be different when ________"
"Things will be different when ________"
"Things will be different when ________"
"Things will be different when ________"
"Things will be different when ________"
"Things will be different when ________"
Oh, no, it's unconventional war!
Oh, no, it's so unconventional!
So three-dimensional...
So unintentional...
credits
from I Don't Wanna Go To Camp EP,
released August 11, 2011
Vocals, guitars, bass, drums, lyrics by Andy.
Backing vocals by Aphasia Sardis, courtesy of The Mount Masada Old Time Harmony Singers.
Come for the '70s Dodge pickup on the cover. Stay for Americana/Folk music played like rock-n-roll (a winning formula if there ever was one). THE GHOSTS THAT I RUN WITH is nothing short of AWESOME. Andy Smash & the Rust Belt Hotrods
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